paroolSep 11, 2026, 01:00

Human Assholes review: ambitious and adventurous, but sometimes too much

Personal Trainer, led by Amsterdam-based musician Willem Smit, has released their ambitious third album titled Human Assholes. While the record showcases an impressive blend of musical genres and styles, it is criticized for its demanding length and uneven lyrical consistency.

Willem Smit and his band Personal Trainer have released their third studio album, titled Human Assholes. Following the success of their previous Edison-winning work, this latest project serves as a sprawling collection of diverse musical styles and influences. Throughout the fifty-minute runtime, the album incorporates a wide array of sounds, ranging from folk and synthpop to acoustic rock and mariachi-inspired textures. Tracks like Scrambled Egg and Tyres Skid demonstrate Smit's ability to blend his extensive record collection into unique arrangements.

Despite the impressive technical ambition on display, the album faces challenges in sustaining its lengthy format. The lyrics, which explore themes of alienation and personal struggle, occasionally struggle to carry the weight of the diverse musical compositions. Some listeners may find the pacing difficult, particularly with extended outros and specific lyrical choices that feel unnecessary. Nevertheless, the record remains a testament to Smit's versatile songwriting, cementing his reputation as an adventurous figure within the local indie scene.

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Based on reporting by parool. Translated and condensed by LocalHeadlines.

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